FUCK YOU

Tue, 18 May 2004 00:28:46 GMT

"WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH A SPECIAL BULLETIN. AMERICA IS NOW UNDER MARTIAL LAW. ALL CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED. STAY IN YOUR HOMES, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CONTACT LOVED ONES, INSURANCE AGENTS OR ATTORNEYS. SHUT UP! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO THINK OR DEPRESSION MAY OCCUR. STAY IN YOUR HOMES, CURFEW IS AT 7 PM SHARP AFTER WORK. ANYONE CAUGHT OUTSIDE THE GATES OF THEIR SUBDIVISION SECTOR AFTER DARK WILL BE SHOT! REMAIN CALM, DO NOT PANIC. YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH OFFICER WILL BE BY TO COLLECT URINE SAMPLES IN THE MORNING. ANYONE CAUGHT INTERFERING WITH THE COLLECTION OF URINE SAMPLES WILL BE SHOT! STAY IN YOUR HOME, REMAIN CALM. THE NUMBER ONE ENEMY OF PROGRESS IS QUESTIONS. NATIONAL SECURITY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN INDIVIDUAL WILL. ALL SPORTS BROADCAST WILL PROCEED AS NORMAL. NO MORE THAN TWO PEOPLE MAY GATHER ANYWHERE WITHOUT PERMISSION! USE ONLY THE DRUGS PRESCRIBED BY YOUR BOSS OR SUPERVISOR. SHUT UP, BE HAPPY! OBEY ALL ORDERS WITHOUT QUESTION. THE COMFORTS YOU DEMANDED ARE NOW MANDATORY. BE HAPPY. AT LAST EVERYTHING IS DONE FOR YOU."

Tue, 11 May 2004 04:10:59 GMT

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

lol

ya i went to the doctor today and im gonna be in quarantine for like 3 weeks
i have a rare disease and it bacame a lethal virus so lol i might die...
but i probably wont so its all cool but there gonna lock me up in some room uintil i get better so the disease doesnt spread and they might name it after me
but ill be ok and im not afraid of deeath so uh probably c ya next year!

im fuckable

Sat, 08 May 2004 19:03:08 GMT

You Are F***-able!

And boy do you ever take advantage of your do-ability. And why not?

If you can score, why not go for it? And no matter how many steamy affairs you have...

Well, you always seem to find more. And no wonder - you are hot from any perspective.

Hot attitude, hot appearance, and hot passion equals tons of hot screwing!

Are You F***able?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

how much am i worth?

Thu, 06 May 2004 03:16:14 GMT

if i was in a bid, how much would u pay for me????????

Tue, 04 May 2004 03:07:35 GMT

if u tell me not to do something that is just gonna make me wanna do it more. Its like sayin, dont think of bannanas, and now ur thinking of yellow succulent bannanas, if u werent before ur now!

Sun, 02 May 2004 04:50:25 GMT

im really bored so i am gonna type about complete bullshit and i know that tomorrow ill look at this and be like, wtf was i doin i sound like an idiot but i probably wont because i dont read my lj, or anyone elses, i only have it to amuse myself. lol imn to fuckin nlazy to do anything so im gonna type about uh stuff. lol.
first topic, the word FUCK.
the word Fuck is very complex, it is known as a "bad word" but thats all bullshit because some guys were just bored like me and made up somewords that were concidered "bad words". The word fuck in particular is know as like the worst for osme reason, but anyway. it can be used as an adjective as in, "Mary is fuckin beautiful." it can also be used as an adjective ion "lets fuckin do it," The word fuck is also used as a verb,"im gonna fuck you up" the word fuck still remains as a mystery to us.

Sat, 01 May 2004 20:59:13 GMT

everyones an asshole lol
isnt my backround "cute"?
fuck the C-A-T fuck the S-A-T fuck you
it doesnt rwally go on ur record, they just say that so everyone studies and scores good so that the skewl loooks good.
hmmmmmm
g2g do something
love ya 2

"Do The Hustle"

Sat, 01 May 2004 04:04:58 GMT

"Do The Hustle"

hey how did everybody get in my room
it's saturday another perfect day
till i hit the boardwalk
headed towards the pier'
your fucking gay/fuck you outta my way
50,000 jackoffs
all on rollerblades
greased up dolphin shorts
wrist guards so it won't hurt
your mediocre girlfriend
hits a parked car yea
until the day/you learn to surf or skate
college jack o faggot
sportin oakley shades
all on rollerblades
crash helmets to be safe
all on rollerblades yea
crash helmets to be safe
whoopie its fun to skate
i'll do a figure 8
watch me do a circle
going backwards down the stairs
oh gee this is fun
looks like i better run
i4 guys on skateboards
wanna ollie off my head yea
this sport is so extreme
you roller disco queens
goin to do the hustle
at the roller wonderland yea
she blades to shrink her thighs
so she can justify
2 all beef patties special sauce letuce cheese
pickles onions on a sesame seed bun yea
neat neat i really think its neat
i'm stealing every trick from every
skateboarder i meet
neat neat i really think its neat
you stupid faggot roller bladers
roller wonderland
cum guzzlin fruit cake
i hope you break your hands
roller wonderland
cum guzzlin fruit cake
i hope you break your fucking neck

shit

Fri, 30 Apr 2004 03:38:22 GMT

lol i havent written in a while and if i dont comment on ur things sry i g2 study for the CAT6 bullshit,
i almost got my ass beat by one of those soliders fucks. so what if im a communist? lol and i just picked up from swimming and some crazy guy runs up to me and is all like, "play ur aces right man, play em right i got kicked out of UCLA i work there man, but i got a bad attitude really bad, my wife divorced me maybe thats why i got such a bad attitude!!!!!!!!"
i was like, uh ok ill do just that so i dont grow up to be just like you
fuckin drugges, im gonna go now, lol i hope my little story ammused you, yopu can reach me at my evening sn, SEXandVIOLENCE0x thank you for ur time

Wed, 28 Apr 2004 00:05:15 GMT

im supposed to be like studyin for mrs spivaks test tomorrow but readin about all these hics sux ass. so fuck it, i didnt go swimmin today cuz im gonna go to some fancy oansy restaurant for my baby bros 1 month b-day. anyone every hear of crustacian? very fancy pantsy with glass floors and fish swimmin in them. sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i guesse im gonna go read or some shiznek..................................fuck you

mall

Mon, 26 Apr 2004 02:44:46 GMT

so today i went to topanga mall, i slapped greg in front of some security guard and he started poiinting at me so i pointed back at him and he pulled out his walkie talkie and said someshit so i just left. i saw britnney there and i got new shoes.
ANd thank you melanie for makin my lj cooooooooooooooooool like u!

Sun, 25 Apr 2004 01:15:44 GMT

hey, its melanie, comment and tell andrei how much you love his new layout *that i made*
hehe

i love you andrei!

<33 Melanie

swimming

Thu, 15 Apr 2004 04:03:58 GMT

yhey so i just came back from swimming and i had an awsome time 4 once. If anyone know dimirty this is about him. So of course u know the new little russian vlod, so he took a bottle, pissed in it and said it was lemonade. Dimirty was thristy so he took some and swalloed it. then he took the bottle and sapraid it all over little vlods locker (in pierce) now that was the highlight of my day.
HA!
rock on u fuckers

SIX Flags

Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:20:17 GMT

so me, chris, dillian, greg, tomer, david, and nick all went to 6 flags. first we tried to get on to ridler, fuckin 2 hour line. so we were waiting with nothing to do. we tried doing the wave, dancing to dillians cell phone counting down, in other words we were entertaining people. we had a blast. and the the security guard calls for backup. about 6 security guards come and start taking us out of line. me and chris run and get into another line with a bunch of other people. So finally everyone is taken somewhere else ecapt for us. so were like fuck it and just follow them. me and chris gotta wait outside while the security guards tlk to the others. so they got a "disturbance of peace" or something and we were all baned from the ride.so then we went to this 1 place and sais i was handicapped, we also said that chris was retatrded and we got these special handicapped passes for free. we got into the rides even before the fastpass ppl. HA! everyone waited in line for for hours to go on x, we went on it 2 times in 20 minutes. we r such assholes. l8er

best songs ever

Fri, 09 Apr 2004 20:42:12 GMT

here r my favorite songs ever

FUCK OFF AND DIE- ECP
fuck you all-casualties
nazi punks fuck off- dk
drink drank punk- anti-flag
guilty- uk subs
fight fo rur life- casualties
40 oz casualties- casualties
Oi! song- casualties
i love livin in the city- FEAR
fresh flesh- FEAR
Politicians- Casualties
sex and violence- Exploited
Kill the poor- Dead kennedys
pull my strings- Dead kennedys
California Uber Allis- Dead Kennedys
SOUP IS GOOD FOOD- DEAD KENNEDYS
Prisoner of Society- ????????????

Calabases

Thu, 08 Apr 2004 20:13:48 GMT

Me and vlod just got back from Calabases from this tour thingie. It was pretty fuckin kewl even though there were only 7 black ppl.lol. The i saw this 1 gurl who me and geoff and richi and alec met at the cobalt whicj=h was pretty cool. And rachel was in our tour group how kool is that. BUt then there was also this one really hot blonde chick in a mini skirt,rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, to bad she wasen in our tour group.!